Satisfyer Top Secret Wearable G-spot Vibrator

"TOP SECRET" Wearable Pleasure Device
Your classified mission for unparalleled stimulation

CONFIDENTIAL BRIEFING:
This advanced pleasure operative features:

• Dual-target precision engineering (G-spot + clitoral ridges)

• Stealth comfort design (low-profile ergonomic base)

• Bluetooth-enabled connectivity (Satisfyer Connect app compatible)

OPERATIONAL SPECS:
✔ Multi-position deployment (vaginal or anal insertion)
✔ IPX7 waterproof rating (approved for wet operations)
✔ 15-year service guarantee (most durable agent in the field)
✔ USB-rechargeable power (no battery extraction required)

TECHNICAL PROFILE:
▸ Dimensions: 4.3"L × 3.5"W × 1.7"H
▸ Construction: 100% body-safe silicone
▸ Vibration: Deep, rumbling waves

APP-ENABLED FEATURES:
• Remote control capability
• Custom vibration programming
• Partner sharing function

This message will self-destruct after reading. The Secretary of Pleasure will disavow any knowledge of your mission.

Note: Includes 1-year premium access to Satisfyer Connect™ app services.